November 2011
1 post
Route 11 Mama Zuma's Revenge - Like Huggin' the...
Dear Critters,
Before getting down to it, I wanted to address the issue of my absence over the past few months. Truth is, I was in the hospital. It was pretty serious, but with the help of good friends, family and the power of prayer, I pulled through. The power of prayer… the power of prayer. Let’s talk about that for a second. I was never one to believe in a higher power, let alone...
September 2011
1 post
The Mighty Avocado. Or, To Love and be Loved by...
Gary Chips is in a relationship.
I’ve recently met a wonderful lady. I cuss in front of her. I respond to her questions with “fuck you.” She laughs when I holler at her. Good thing she thinks that I’m joking.
I’ve been single for a while, so there are some things I have to get used to. For instance, I have to get used to speaking when there’s someone else in...
March 2011
4 posts
6 tags
Chunting Doritos. Please Halp!! (from tevin)
Good Afternoon Chippers,
Some of you who know me know that I have a pretty bad diet. My eating habits mostly consist of Taco Bell, chicken wings, nachos, cheeseburgers and, of course, chips. Recently, I have decided to cut meat out of my diet for a while. That pretty much knocked out all the fun in food, but I’ll always have CHIPS!! In this case, my consumption of chips has gone up a...
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Utz's Onion and Garlic Chips - Fuck yeah! (from...
Hi fuckbags,
It’s been some time. I’m glad that you’re happy I’m back. You’re welcome.
As some of you may know, today is National Potato Chip Day. Do you know what that means? It means grab a bitch and get your smash on on a bed of chips. What kind of chips would I recommend, you ask? Not Utz’s Onion and Garlic chips and I’ll tell you why…
While...
February 2011
2 posts
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You say potato, I say Fuck You. (From Gary)
Greetings, Shitasses -
I was just sitting in my apartment, eatin’ some chips, watching my stories and I had a revelation: I am on the bad end of an abusive relationship. I live in upstate NY.
I finally understand why the black-eyed, big-hearted working mother stays with the foul-mouthed, cowardly woman beater: because there are the good times. Half of the year, I am t-shirted and...
January 2011
2 posts
6 tags
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Halp!!
Since I’m being an indecisive prick lately, I need you fuckers to help me choose a chip to chat about. Look at the top of the page. There’s a Suggest-A-Chip button up there. Go ahead, fuckin’ click it and suggest something, you shitasses! Thanks!
Until then, I present you with… MEGAPUSSI!
I hear they’re fishy… mega fishy.
Chips,
Tevin
December 2010
2 posts
6 tags
Snowing Chips.
Cpt. Pickard: Would you like it if it were snowing chips?
Tevin: Fuck yes!!
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November 2010
5 posts
8 tags
“I just found a chip in my crotch and I ate it.”
– Jeff Haschmann HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Road Chip: Carousel Mall with UTZ Red Hot Flavored...
Hello,
I recently went on a trip to the capital of Fart City, Carousel Mall. And, since I was in the mood for a snack I brought along a bag of UTZ: Red Hot flavored chips. I was there to see if I could get some ideas for what I should get my dickhole friends and family for chipsmas, but as always, every time I step foot inside that fucking asshole of a building my mind goes blank. “I...
Syracuse Chipulations (from tevin.)
Earlier today our friend Sara turned us on to this little gem of an article found in her local Syracuse, NY newspaper. I’ll link it for your reading pleasure riiiiiiiiiiiiight abooooout herr!
The article is not important enough to read if you don’t want to. Seriously, it’s about one pun short of beeing a Judy Blume novel. To sum it up, it’s written by local Post-Standard...
Chip The Vote - We Need Your Help To Win...
…the 2010 Village Voice Web Awards!
It’s an easy four steps, dudes!
Visit THIS FUCKIN’ PAGE and fill out the three required fields (1-3)
Copy our tumblr URL (http://chipchat.tumblr.com)
Paste that shit into fields 4, 10, 23 & 28
Pat yourself on the back because you’re not a stupid asshole
CHIPS!
Meat Chips - The Chips That Chat Back (from...
Dear Mom,
Herr’s has recently released two meaty flavored chips upon the world, Baby Back Ribs and Kansas City Prime Steak flavors. These chips, in return, have released something fierce from within me. I may need to see a doctor.
People often ask me what my favorite chips are. While my favorite chip changes more than a bad alibi, there are about four or five companies that remain at the...
October 2010
1 post
Fuck Ghosts (from Gary.)
Good Evening, Errvryone -
I have tomorrow off and I figured I’d stay in and catch up on sleep. So here I am, curled up on my couch with a bag of salty-as-fuck Terrell’s Barbecue chips. I was thinking that I really don’t have to review different types of chips for this little piece of internet, I could also relate my life experiences where chips are involved. Tonight is one...
September 2010
2 posts
Madhouse Munchies: Creamy French Onion - Childhood...
Fuck You Chippers,
I recently came across these chips, Madhouse Munchies’ Creamy French Onion. I thought they were something new. They’re not. In fact, it turns out Madhouse has been around since the early 21st Century. But really, who gives a fuck? Let’s discuss the chip.
This bag of chip immediately brought me back to my adolescence. Back in the day, I would accompany my...
Lay's Poulet Roti et Thym: Sucer mon Chips (from...
Hello, Friends -
It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I’ve been busy enjoying summer, pounding beers and bangin’ chicks. Not really. I’ve just been bangin’ chips. I’ve spent all summer tryin’ to get my chip-greasy fingies into a nice young lady. Maybe chip dust stings down there, I don’t know. All I know is: you sluts are bein’ real stingy...
August 2010
1 post
Girls Side! - These Chicks Wanna Eat Our Chips!
The extraordinary ladies over at Girls Side! wax poetic about all things girly whilst goin’ to town on our favorite snack food in their latest vlog! Click HERE to check it out, fuckers!
Thanks for the shout out, girls. Keep on chippin’!
CHIPS!
July 2010
7 posts
Archer Farms General Tso Flavored Thick-Cut Potato...
Greetings, Americans -
Recently, I visited my local Target to retrieve my beloved Buffalo Wing chips. It was a Saturday, the chip section was nearly picked clean. I glanced around the Archer Farms section to find my chips, but they weren’t there! WHAT THE FUCK?! I moved some of the bags around to see if my treasure was hidden. Bupkes. I couldn’t help but imagine that some...
Watchthis is our friend martha. she eats chips because she doesn’t give a shit about shit.
borninflames asked: Hi ChipChatters, I think that you need to do a "Chips of Yore" feature, because many of my favorite chips are now only available to the tastebuds inside my mind. Suggested Chips of Yore include: Keebler "Pizzaria Pizza Chips", Wise "Deli Chips" (distinguished by the shiny purple bag and pizzazzy neon font), the late-80s explosion of Dorito innovations: extreme flavors...
A Taste of Chipcago -- Tales From the Chippy City...
Part Two: Old Town Social’s Goose Fat Potato Chips
On the second day of my visit to Chicago, my brother Tony and his lovely girlfriend brought me to this amazing place called Old Town Social. It’s an olde-fashioned style charcuterie and gastropub located in, you guessed it, Old Town. Serving up the tastiest of cured meats and other delectables, this place is a must on your list of...
A Taste of Chipcago -- Tales From the Chippy City...
Ahoy Chippers,
It’s been a while, but I haven’t forgotten about you. I have just been so busy eating chips. I recently took a venture to the marvelous city of Chicago, where the blues were abound and the chips flowed like tears. Here are some wonderful things I discovered:
Part One - Jays Ridges: Open Pit BBQ:
Chicago’s grandfather chip. These puppies have history....
June 2010
4 posts
Fuck Michael Jackson (From Gary)
Chip Chat Remembers Michael Jackson. (from tevin)
One year ago we lost what many of us consider to be an American hero… a legend, if you will. I would like to show my appreciation by sharing a picture of a chip that resembles the King of Pop. Please take a moment of silence in memory and recognition of Michael Jackson the hero, the legend, the man, the chip…
Chips In Peace, MJ!
Love,
Tevin
Dirty Chips: Jalapeño Heat - Sad Songs for Dirty...
Greetings, Dickholes -
I’ve been feeling a bit reminiscent lately, so I figured I’d go back to an old favorite for this installment of Chip Chat: Dirty Chips Jalapeno Heat. When I opened the bag, I knew this would be a very introspective snack time. I could barely pay attention to the Stargate SG-1 on the television. As I snacked, I thought about the life journey that has brought...
Utz's Carolina Style Bar-B-Q: The Heartbreak Chip...
Chip-Chip-Cheroo Everybody!
If you haven’t noticed, it’s been a while since you’ve heard from me. I’ve been going through kind of a rough place. So, today I’m going to let you into my personal life. I’m going to allow you to see me for who I am — the man behind the man behind the chips.
As it goes, I was recently dumped and I think I owe somebody an...
May 2010
3 posts
Calbee Shrimp Flavored Chips: Goodbye Mama shrimp,...
Greetings, Friends -
Do you like shrimp? I like shrimp.
Do you like chips? I like chips.
Do you like shrimp flavored chips? I fucking hate them.
I was in the Pittsford Wegman’s, on a mission to find the Utz Carolina Style Bar-B-Q and came up with nothing. Discouraged, my friends and I were on our way out when I came across these morsels of awful. They were shelved right next to the...
“What do you think about sitting in crushed up chips while you’re naked and...”
– Gary to Tevin
Krunchers!: Kosher Dill - A Nosh for the Mensches!...
Shalom Chipperinos,
Today I will be telling you about Krunchers! Kosher Dill chips. In short, they’re surprisingly delicious. I say ‘suprisingly’ because I normally wouldn’t have a tried a chip like this, but I was in a situation where the choices were limited.
It was Star Wars day, May the 4th, and it was late, but I had to get some fuckin’ laundry done. Sadly...
April 2010
5 posts
Archer Farms: Buffalo Wing Chips. (from gary)
Dear Diary,
I had a date tonight. His name was Archer. Archer Farms Buffalo Wing Chips. I met him at Target in Camillus. As I squeaked down the aisle with my red cart, our eyes met and I froze in place. He had a friend with him, Hot N’ Spicy, who was looking at me also. I invited both of them back to my place, but it was buffalo wing that I wanted. I escorted them both to the door, gave...
Doritos' Late Night: Tacos at Midnight or Soiled...
Salutations Chippers,
There’s not a whole lot to say about these chips. The bag pretty much says it all: “Late Night: Tacos at Midnight”… or so they’d lead you to believe.
A little while back a friend of ours, the lovely Michelle of internet’s Girls Side! fame, challenged us to explore the specificity of the “at Midnight”. I found this to be...
Risotto Chips "Spicy Marinara" - Fuck these chips....
Hello, Everyone -
When I went looking for the subject of this review, I walked by all the chips I would normally buy and stopped in front of the Risotto Chips by New York Style. I figured they would be tasty and a welcome break from the greasy norm. I was right. These chips were tasty. They had a great marinara flavor with a little spicy kick at the end. The chips were crispy and satisfying to...
Nitrogen + Chips: A crunchy combination. (chip...
Greetings,
I would like to introduce someone to you: Nitrogen.
Have you ever wondered how such a delicate treat like potato chips stayed fresh and crunchy sitting on that shelf in that flimsy bag? (Notice I didn’t say can? Pringles aren’t chips.) Well, I’ll tell you how they stay fresh.
The “air” in potato chip bags isn’t actually “air” at all....
March 2010
13 posts
“President Wasington can tell you what chips do to teeth.”
– Tevin. Fuck you.
Exotic Chips of the Far East!
Our good friend and fellow chip expert, Cpt. Pickard, has shared this interesting link with us. It showcases chips from Japan. I found it suiting to pair it with this video of Guy Fieri, of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, tasting some of the same chips. In closing, fuck your weird chips Japan.
Chips!
Miss Vickie's Smokehouse BBQ (from tevin)
Chipchip everybody,
Recently I spent a weekend in Rochester, NY and a trip to Rochester is never complete without a stop in at DiBella’s for one of their famous submarine sandwiches. Needless to say, I got two. But seeing as this is Chip Chat and not Sandwich Talk, I will keep my praises of this heavenly place to a minimum. However, as I’m sure you are all aware, the chip is just the...
tomnif asked: Dear Gary & Tevin,
I would like to suggest you try Bickels BBQ chips. Not to try them would just be stupid. If you don't like them...fuck you.
Nif
I would like to suggest you try Bickels BBQ chips. Not to try them would just be stupid. If you don't like them...fuck you.
Nif
Utz - "The Crab Chip" (from gary)
Greetings -
In my most recent adventure, I have crossed paths with a snack food made by Utz Quality Foods: “The Crab Chip.” The thing about this gem of a chip that first caught my eye was the two crabs on the bag with the words “NO PRESERVATIVES” printed underneath them. It was like the crabs were guards that were keeping preservatives from getting into the chips. Upon...
Welcome, fellow chip chatters. (from tevin)
Dear dudes,
Here’s a few things you should know right off the bat:
- If you like chips, you’re cool with me.
- If you don’t like chips, then fuck you.
- Pringles are for assholes.
Here at chip chat we take our snacking seriously, but not too seriously. Point being, we really wanna talk about chips and everything chip-related. Please take notice of the “Suggest-A-Chip...
Suggest-A-Chip Box →
Welcome to Chip Chat! (from gary)
Greetings, chip connoisseurs. We’re Gary and Tevin, potato chip enthusiasts and also potato chip experts. Tevin and I live in different cities and the only way we could share our love for chips with each other was to start a blog. We would also like to share with you our love for chips in words and pictures.
Chips,
Gary.