Meat Chips - The Chips That Chat Back (from tevin.)

Dear Mom,

Herr’s has recently released two meaty flavored chips upon the world, Baby Back Ribs and Kansas City Prime Steak flavors. These chips, in return, have released something fierce from within me. I may need to see a doctor.

People often ask me what my favorite chips are. While my favorite chip changes more than a bad alibi, there are about four or five companies that remain at the top of a heavily fortified list. Herr’s normally holds the number two notch. Their Creamy Dill chips are quite delectable and their Old Bay chips transport me to Maryland, but these new flavors take me right to the toilet.

The classic crunch of their perfectly fried wavy selection is still there. The first two or three fistfuls aren’t even that bad. However, when you’re known to crush an entire bag of chip in an evening, like I am, these fuckers take their toll.

It was a good attempt, Mr. Herr, but it fell short… as short as this review because I must hastily return to the bathroom and exorcise more shit demons.

Chips,

Tevin

FOR SALE: TWO HALF-EATEN BAGS OF HERR’S POTATO CHIPS. $15