Utz’s Onion and Garlic Chips - Fuck yeah! (from tevin).

Hi fuckbags,

It’s been some time. I’m glad that you’re happy I’m back. You’re welcome.

As some of you may know, today is National Potato Chip Day. Do you know what that means? It means grab a bitch and get your smash on on a bed of chips. What kind of chips would I recommend, you ask? Not Utz’s Onion and Garlic chips and I’ll tell you why…

While these chips are delicious and make for a decent conversation starter, they’ll end a conversation as quickly as they can spark one. The reason being that you have a mouth full of chips flavored like onion and garlic. Say you have a few fistfuls, at this point your mouth will smell like shit. Chicks don’t dig that.

Now imagine fucking all over these. The smell would be near unbearable. For this National Chip Day tradition, I would suggest going with a plain unsalted/unflavored chip. This way you’re not ruining perfectly tasty chips and your woman won’t get salt all up in her wounds.

However, if you’re not in to all the chucking (chips and fucking), I would advise you to pick up a bag of these chips, smoke a little weed, pop on a Star War, and get down. They are delectably savory.

Love you! Happy Chips Day!

Chips,

tevin