CHIP CHAT

Good Afternoon Chippers,

Some of you who know me know that I have a pretty bad diet. My eating habits mostly consist of Taco Bell, chicken wings, nachos, cheeseburgers and, of course, chips. Recently, I have decided to cut meat out of my diet for a while. That pretty much knocked out all the fun in food, but I’ll always have CHIPS!! In this case, my consumption of chips has gone up a little bit. Especially in the Doritos realm. 

I’ve been a fan of Doritos all my life. Even before they were “Cheesier” or “Cooler”. One of my favorite tricks is taking a Nacho Cheesier Dorito and dipping it right into a vat of motherfuckin’ sour cream (thanks, Cpt. Pickard). It can’t be healthy, but it’s good as fuck! 

Naturally, when I heard there was a new Tapatio flavored Dorito, I was delighted. I couldn’t wait to get my hands down the pants of this chip! However, I’ve been chunting (chip hunting, in case you forgot) for these special Doritios for over a week now and have come up empty chip-handed. So, I figured I would turn to y’all, our beautiful readers, to help locate these cock-knockers. And what else? There’s a prize!! Yeah! A prize to the first reader who locates these chips and either gets a bag to me or gets me to a bag.

E-mail all info to: gtchipchat@gmail.com or respond using our handy dandy Suggest-A-Chip link at the top of the page. Winner will receive a free bag of these chips, a commemorative 1 Year Anniversary Chip Chat poster a Chip Chat t-shirt and a naked picture of me eating chips. Happy chunting and may the force be with you. 

Chips,

Tevin