CHIP CHAT

Hello, Everyone - 

When I went looking for the subject of this review, I walked by all the chips I would normally buy and stopped in front of the Risotto Chips by New York Style. I figured they would be tasty and a welcome break from the greasy norm. I was right. These chips were tasty. They had a great marinara flavor with a little spicy kick at the end. The chips were crispy and satisfying to my mouth.

I thought to myself, “chips made of rice? they should be somewhat healthy for me…” Friends, I’m not wrong very often. Holy shit was I wrong. The “11g of whole grain” sign on the front of the bag is cowardly subterfuge to conceal the disgusting nutritional value of these shit flakes.

Serving Size: 9 Chips

Calories: 140

Total Fat: 7 Grams

I can eat 9 of these pieces of dog shit in one bite. 140 calories? 7 grams of fat? I might as well be eating pork rinds. Fuck, I might as well be dipping them in crisco. If you’re foolish enough to fall for this “11g of whole grain” piss, than I hope you get fat as fuck and die in a diabetic coma. 

Chips,

Gary