CHIP CHAT • Hi ChipChatters, I think that you need to do a “Chips of Yore” feature, because many of my favorite chips are now only available to the tastebuds inside my mind. Suggested Chips of Yore include: Keebler “Pizzaria Pizza Chips”, Wise “Deli Chips” (distinguished by the shiny purple bag and pizzazzy neon font), the late-80s explosion of Dorito innovations: extreme flavors i.e., “CoolER Ranch”, “Nacho CheesiER”; 3D Doritos scientifically engineered to turn the roof of your mouth into mincemeat, etc. Take me back, Chip Chatters!

Hi ChipChatters, I think that you need to do a "Chips of Yore" feature, because many of my favorite chips are now only available to the tastebuds inside my mind. Suggested Chips of Yore include: Keebler "Pizzaria Pizza Chips", Wise "Deli Chips" (distinguished by the shiny purple bag and pizzazzy neon font), the late-80s explosion of Dorito innovations: extreme flavors i.e., "CoolER Ranch", "Nacho CheesiER"; 3D Doritos scientifically engineered to turn the roof of your mouth into mincemeat, etc. Take me back, Chip Chatters!

borninflames

Dearest Borninflames,

Nothing is more dangerous than going back in time. Going back in time and simply peeling the label from a New York Seltzer bottle could drastically change the present. I think it’s best to let the flavors of the past stay where they are: in the past. Not that I don’t share your nostalgia, it’s just that it’s not worth risking the grandfather paradox and autoinfanticide. Wise still makes the “Deli Chips,” by the way. I bet the East Ave. Wegmans has ‘em.

CHIPS,

Gary